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:opm: wenn the entire project just goes up in flames and you stand idly by and watch it burn

welcome to friday, did you check if your backups are working?

:bisper: I added the LGBTQ ghosts to mastodon! thanks to @ida

Nintendo DS was the precursor for the Samsung Galaxy Fold. Change my mind.

the four horsemen of the apocalypse
1. "actually php is not that bad"
2. "actually c memory managment is fine, you just need to be careful"
3. "memory leaks are solved by killing the worker every X requests"
4. "rewrite it in rust"

have you ever repeated a word until it looses all meaning? I'm at that with "beans". I'm not even sure anymore what a bean is.

how many beans could a bean bean if a bean could bean beans.

how do I put a swap file on my network share?

life pro hack: you can actually remove the peel from canned beans, only the inside actually has all the good ingredients, you don't need the outside peel, it's mostly aluminium.

Welcome to thursday, the last day of the week without any weekend in it!

it's a lovely moment when you can delete a user account from your instance because it's mere existence already breaks the rules.

all bugs can be fixed by inserting printf into the code until the solution becomes obvious.

if you think that's not true, you didn't use enough printf.

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"i use linux as my operating system," i state proudly to the unkempt, bearded man. he swivels around in his desk chair with a devilish gleam in his eyes, ready to mansplain with extreme precision.
"actually," he says with a grin, "linux is just the kernel. you use GNU+linux."
i don't miss a beat and reply with a smirk, "i use alpine, a distro that doesn't include the GNU coreutils, or any other GNU code. it's linux, but it's not GNU+linux."

the smile quickly drops from the man's face. his body begins convulsing and he foams at the mouth as he drop to the floor with a sickly thud. as he writhes around he screams "I-IT WAS COMPILED WITH GCC! THAT MEANS IT'S STILL GNU!"
coolly, i reply "if windows was compiled with gcc, would that make it GNU?" i interrupt his response with "and work is being made on the kernel to make it more compiler-agnostic. even if you were correct, you won't be for long."

with a sickly wheeze, the last of the man's life is ejected from his body. he lies on the floor, cold and limp. i've womansplained him to death.

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