The CULT PONY @cult@pony.social

#lastDnDsession Party member found a helmet of absolute invincibility. Proceeded to walk through the rest of that particular dungeon behaving like wreckless idiots.

Got my druid character downed by a particularly nasty glyph of warding, so I sat on a healing spirit for a minute.

@ShiroiAkuma no idea, that'd probably involve a lot of manual work.

The biggest part of docker swarm is the overlay network, that might be hard to get right.

#lastDnDsession #fromtheDM Party ventured to the place where it all started; Phandalin. The place had a few upgrades since the dwarves now bring in a metric buttload of money every month.

The players buy a decrepit mansion and contract the very same dwarves to rebuild it, then go into the basement to clear it out.

Turns out the nothic they forgot down there when they were there a few months ago had been feeding on people who ventured down there (and mysteriously the townmaster didn't mention this). It got big.

The nothic, instead of fighting the party, gaslit them with pieces from their backstory. Lured them into a wraith that proceeded to take the fighter down a few notches (aka Max HP damage). Then it tried to eat the fighter.

Think of it looking a bit like the black blob ghost from Spirited Away.

The fighter almost died and everyone was a bit beaten after that.

After encountering a hobgoblin that swore vengeance on them after they humiliated him multiple times, they are now well on track on brainwashing him to join their planned mercenary guild.

#lastDnDsession #evilparty found out that my characters husband was the chief engineer of our quest giver's ship and he's missing. I think anyone might be declared missing after being vented out an airlock but that's just me.

@ShiroiAkuma possibly, containers are the future but docker isn't looking *that* good lately, their swarm implementation really sucks

#lastDnDsession smashed through a bunch of secret doors with my sledgehammer. A statue promised me riches if I smashed it. Released demons. Party member saved everyone by putting a bag of holding into another bag of holding.

We will get them back from the astral plane.

coronavirus might just force me into home office.

not that i needed to be forced to stay at home where I have a cozy and warm blanket to cover myself in

#lastDnDsession party committed regicide, started goblin revolution.

then 60 minutes discussion on what they should do with a WMD golem mech built by giants to wipe out dragons and smallfolk

seems they are on the side of "put it in an attic until we need it, mutually assured destruction and that"

now they are on the way to meet a potentially allied giant princess.

considering moving to a new server, my current one is expensive and servers with the same specs but better CPU and lower costs are entering the market...

https://twitter.com/SparkleOps/status/1234091891827724288

rt: "The best quality advice on #coronavirus is on the Ozbargins forum. Your Welcome."

#lastDnDsession Players intruded into a Fire Giant Forge (previously Dwarves, they still work there, just no longer being paid for it).

Gave a bunch of hobgoblins gold so they'd upstage the hierarchy and work with them.

They offered 50 golds for each of them. Turns out they had trouble with math and had to count the gold they'd get with their fingers. There being only 6 of them they arrived at the conclusion that 50 gold for each means they get 60 gold in total.

Freeman Dyson died at 96. Same guy that thought up Dyson Spheres. Died from complications after falling.

#lastDnDsession players picked up a giant's spear tip, reforged into a greatsword +1.

one player sold a story to a fey without realising it until after

proceeded to fly to fire giant's forges and landed on a village of slavers, who tried to include the players into their collection. Turned quite violent fast when the players didn't cooperate due to insight and magical artefacts telling them "these guys aren't friendly even though they're being very friendly now"

#lastDnDsession grilled some kuo-toa, crispy well done, with a wall of fire. Seasoned with heresy.

#lastDnDsession the mini-campaing concluded with a tad of a story twist. the party returns to the proper story, collecting mcguffins to solve the plot. Halfway through they decide to offload them at the oracle. Oracle is destroyed after a blue dragon gets in. the dragon wasn't even responsible for the destruction.

anyway, the party gets a new task to defeat one of the lords to get a new mcguffin to progress the plot

and they find out waterdeep got invaded by an undead army. And with "invaded" I mean "for a brief time, waterdeep contained no living soul", so very successfully too. party undecided on the issue but they do hear that waterdeep reclamation efforts pay well.

woke up to dead internet link, fucking Deutsche Telekom ruining the day. Booked a day flat to stay online because apparently "ETA unknown"

pony.social is migrated to Mastodon v3.1.0, enjoy!

currently preparing the docker container for Mastodon 3.1.0, don't worry y'all, didn't forget you!

@Celestia no they're just raiding ships in the area for valuables, which is unrelated to other troubles in the region but the players probably think it's a conspiracy

#lastDnDsession

"I learnt goldfish in my years at the academy" - my druid in disguise to xanathar