I and the party were hunting down the mcguffin to mechanus. The bad guys showed up with some goons as well.
We had to file paperwork to properly take possession of the mcguffin when I had an idea.
I filed to get the bad guys paperwork on taking possession of the mcguffin.
Rolled a nat20 intelligence check to find the correct form for that and fill it appropriately.
So when the bad guys were bathing in their supposed victory of having obtained the mcguffin, I just went to the back office and had the local police force get it. They didn't fight, nobody breaks the law in mechanus.
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