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the party finds the ancient artifact they are supposed to retrieve for the questgiver

the adventure mentions that if anyone would hit the artifact as hard as they can, some monsters jump out

I think, "yeah, nobody is gonna do that, that sounds dumb"

fighter: "I punch the artifact as hard as I can"

proceed to the party fighting a terminator golem (a golem wearing a human) and the fighter almost dying in one hit BECAUSE IT'S A FRICKING GOLEM AND THEY'RE LEVEL 6

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