[video of man collapsing to the floor]
[watch the fall]
[pill bottle falls from his hands, scatters pills across the floor]
[zoom in on pill bottle]
[zoom in on label]
[pills are shaped like lambdas]
don't do [functional programming]
[functional programming] can['t] have side effects.
[commercial has the opposite of its intended effect]
[functional programming epidemic]
Pushed Mastodon 3.4.1 to pony.social after I managed to clear out the CI system. In the future this should be done much faster.
sadly, pony.social had a bigger outage today.
During my work hours, the docker registry went AWOL along with it's worker node, which lead to a bunch of services having to restart (and in mastodon's case, had to be evicted for more crucial system services to ensure availability).
Once that cleared, k8s attempted to recover but on the new node, where all the new services got to start, no docker images were cached so things kinda collapsed from there on out.
Lesson learned: docker registry does not belong inside k8s cluster.
I've set more strict resource limits, which should eliminate further node crashing and I will have to investigate options for the registry.
wrapper for RR around cargo. finally I can timetravel to debug my 5D-chess with multiverse timetravel clone. 👀
if you experience issues with loading the browser interface, clear cache, I've cleared the cloudflare cache but local cached content might still be outdated
welcome to mastodon 3.3.0, jenkins working good so far, outstanding issue is auto-deploy to k8s
#lastDnDsession and now from our friday group; the Laughing Dragons.
Last we checked in, I believe they were busy going through various dungeons to obtain McGuffins of fey nature (god I love fey). Now. Situation has changed. They finished going into Dungeons for McGuffins. They actually went to a dungeon to stop a McGuffin from setting the world on fire (literally, a device that would set fire to elements lighter than Iron 56).
Having finished that, they went and brought a dead Autumn fey to the meeting spot and then pressed the button to restore a part of the material plane into working order. It kinda wedged into the Shadow Fell and that's a bad place to be.
Either way, they got some offerings from the fey. Some help with the siege against the queen.
And a card deck. YOU KNOW WHICH CARD DECK. IF THE DM BRINGS A CARD DECK YOU'RE EITHER PLAYING AGAINST STRAHD OR IT'S A DECK OF MANY THINGS, DON'T PRETEND IT CAN BE ANYTHING ELSE.
Granted, it was tuned down a bit, I'm not risking the campaign. Silly things happened. One player is now blind but gained blindsight. Another got offered an internship by Death. And yet another got a free "anything you ask with an honest answer" question to the DM. Also our Half-Orc Barbarian (lovely woman) is now a Human Battlemaster. Still same character. Magic got involved.
Anyway, before anything else happens, they decided to go for the queen. The queen is ready, I'm ready, my players are ready.
Both my campaigns will likely (and hopefully) conclude before new year. The Laughing Dragons campaign will conclude after 1.5 years of runtime and the Strahd campaign after about 8 months. I will however point out that both adventures will continue.
Our Strahd players will likely be pulled into the unforgiving cold of Icewind Dale between people who just want to survive and a rather cruel fate and the Laughing Dragons may find themselves entrenched in the politics of a megadundeon populated by codependent Drow and Duergar with relationship issues fighting over a library.
#lastDnDsession last time in Curse of Strahd: The heroes beat up some old grannies that just wanted to sell some pies. And made a death slaad out of the pies. Pretty sure making death slaads out of anything is illegal in everywhere except Texas.
Anyway, this time in Curse of Strahd: The party heads to the castle of strahd. The count needs to be stopped at all costs (I am proud of this pun, the players hate me for it). Go into the castle and find a GIANT BEATING HEART MADE OF CRYSTAL AND PUNCH IT). The count doesn't like this and sends his best vampire spawns up there to beat them up. Surprise: instead the vampire spawns are beaten up, quote "you punched all her bones broken".
With just enough time to breathe, they pull the barely alive remains of a fey from the crystal heart and discuss how to get the fey back working again. Best guess: have the lich in the amber temple feed her healing potions for a few weeks.
Strahd returns in full form directly in front of them. His masterplan: kill the fey. The players are mildly annoyed that the count would go for such a stupid last ditch action.
Turns out it was the death slaad all along (death strahd? strahd von slaadovich? not sure there). The real strahd was trailing the party as an ally under polymorph. The Real Strahd made sarcastic hand claps and then phased through a wall before they could do anything. The Real Count is only mildly annoyed at loosing a powerful buff for themselves.
Current status: Strahd doesn't have a +600HP power up anymore, the heart is gone. The party blew through a lot of resources and spell slots. Looks like the monk and warlock might have to call upon their dark gifts.
Programming and stuff
btw I use arch
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